AIP-Cash In Hand

Football

Your friend uinvites u to play football/soccer u say okay but I’m shit and your the only one who scores for 55 mins

Gf and bf

Look I don’t wamt your number or your pin if you have a bf girls so wen I ask for ur number or pin and u give it to me act all pretty anc cute and flirty and then I get home and text or pin you and you say back I have a bf.
News flash I want your pussý not friend ship u twat if u don’t want sex and u have a bf don’t give me your phone num or pin and don’t ask me for mine
FUCK OFFI’m not christian or any other religon but I don’t think we should allow our selfs to be swolowed up in the illuminatu satan stuff its unessasary to see evry thing as illuminat evry triangle or eny symbol yes sometimes it may be linked to it but why state it believe what you want but the more you and others buy in to this stuff and turn evry thing you see into some form of illuminati symbolism your building them up and bring the rising of them just think about it.

Pireods

Girls act like bitches all day then realise blame pireods and then cock block us with pireods
FUcK OFF

‘Yolo’

Fuck off.
Yolo means you only live once.
Some one says yolo to me I say nahh mate you live twice.
This is common fucking sense I meen you only live once you should know this any time after the age of 6.
YOLO just fuck off

Oh joyyyyy lesson time

School

When you loose lunch and break coz you talked in assembally -_-

ANTI ILLUMINAT

I’m not christian or any other religon but I don’t think we should allow our selfs to be swolowed up in the illuminatu satan stuff its unessasary to see evry thing as illuminat evry triangle or eny symbol yes sometimes it may be linked to it but why state it believe what you want but the more you and others buy in to this stuff and turn evry thing you see into some form of illuminati symbolism your building them up and bring the rising of them just think about it.

(Source: reuters, via cnnmoneytech)